Lucky Ah!

One day, Ah Beng & Ah Seng were walking down Chinatown when they saw something in their path.

Ah Beng: "Wait, wat is tat huh?"
Ah Seng: "Yah ho! Be carefool lo,"
Both: "Wat is it?"
They approached the thing and looked at it very closely.
Ah Beng: "Eee look like s*** lah!"
Ah Seng: "Hmmm..... smell like s*** also!" after taking a deep breathe.
So Ah Beng then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it.
Ah Beng: "Tastes like s***!"
Then Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue to lick.
Ah Seng: "Confirm is ah!"
Then they smiled at each other,
Both: "WAH! Lucky we didn't step on it."