Application Form for joining Secret Society Gang

Since the IR has been approved, the underworld is looking for recruits.
This one - CHAP SAR TIAM SECRET SOCIETY, a Geylang-based organization
for youth, is now recruiting members to fulfill a tender they are
submitting to the new casi? Sorry, sorry, integrated resort.

Please fill in the form below and mail to:

Mr. Chao Ah Beng
Membership Officer
Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society
69 Geylang Lorong 69
Singapore 696969


Reference code: chapsartiam.com <http://chapsartiam.com/>

APPLICATION FOR MEMBERSHIP IN CHAP SAR TIAM SECRET SOCIETY

1. NRIC No.: _________________

2. Surname: __________________

3. First name: (please X)
[ ] Johnson
[ ] Benson
[ ] Samson
[ ] Hamson
[ ] Janson
[ ] Other: _________________ (if not ! ending in "son"? please explain
why)

4. Chinese Name: Ah __________(if not beginning with Ah? please explain
why)

5. Age: [ ] Under 35 [ ] Lau Beng

6. Sex: [ ] M [ ] F [ ] at Geylang

7. Length of Last Fingernail: ________ (cm)

8. Ability to squat for:
[ ] 1 hour
[ ] 2 hours
[ ] more than 2 hours (wah, steady!)

9. Hairstyle:
[ ] Spiky
[ ] Dyed with streaks of blond
[ ] Dyed with streaks of red
[ ] Two strands dangling in front of eyes [ ] Kana mop like that [ ]
Perm (please state which saloon in JB you went)____________________

10. Tattoo of:
[ ] Tiger
[ ] Dragon
[ ] Snake
[ ] Eagle
[ ] Hello Kitty

11. Work experience: (please X all that apply) [ ] KTV Launge Bouncer [
] Snooker Hall Attendant [ ] Unlicensed Contractor [ ] Freelance debt
collector [ ] Unlicensed bookie [ ] Dispute Resolution and Settlement
Professional [ ] Unemployed

12. Spouse's Name: _________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name:
_________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: (the one in Batam, that
one) _________________________ Lover's Name: _________________________
2nd Lover's Name: (Lorong 69, that pooi-pooi one)
_________________________

13. Number of children living in household: ____ Number of children
living in foster care: ____ Number of children that are actually yours:
____

14. Mother's Name: _________________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
15. Father's Name: _________________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

16. Education: (Circle how many years it took you to finish primary
school) 8 9 10 11 12

17. Ability to swear: (please X all that apply) [ ] Hokkien [ ] English
[ ] Malay [ ] Tamil [ ] Cantonese [ ] rude hand gestures

18. Service performed in previous secret society:
[ ] Leadership/Tua Tao
[ ] Junior management/Suay Tao
[ ] Physical activities/Hooting
[ ] Dispute Resolution and
settlement/Cham Siong
[ ] Lookout/Kuah Chui

With your application, please also enclose sample of blood (need not be
your own).