Fastest Man

Three boys are in the school's yard bragging of how great their fathers are.

The first one says,
"Well, my father runs the fastest. He can shoot an arrow and starts to run. I tell you, he gets there before the arrow."

The second boy says,
"Ha! You think that's fast. My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and gets there before the bullet."

The third one listens to the first two and shakes his head. He then says,
"You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops work at 5pm and he is home by 4:15pm."