A Blondie's Secret

At a dinner party several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.
"No woman," said one man scornfully, "can keep a secret."

"I don't know about that," huffily answered a blondie guest. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty one."

"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.

"I hardly think so," responded the blondie. "When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."