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No Ears

There was this man who was injured in a accident. And he was
suffered from the amputation of both of his ears. And because
of this he was very self-conscious about he having no ears.
And because of the accident, he received a large sum of
money from the insurance company. So he decided to have his
own business. He went out and purchased a small, but expanding
computer company firm. But he realized that he had no business
knowledge at all, so he decided to hire someone to help him run the
business.
He picked 3 top candidates and interviewed each of them.
The first interview went really well. He really like the guy.
Then he ask the first candidate his last question,
" Do you notice anything unusual about me?"
The guy answer,
" Now that you mention,you have no ears."
The man got really upset and threw the guy out.
The second interview went even better than the first one.
Again he conclude the interview with the same question,
" Do you notice anything unusual about me?"
The second guy also noticed it, he say,
" Yes, you have no ears."
The man got upset again and throw the guy out.
Then came the third candidate, he was even better than the
second one. Almost certain that he wanted to hire this guy,
the man ask the same question again,
" Do you notice anything unusual about me?"
The guy replied,
" Yeah, you're wearing contact lenses."
Surprised, the man asked,
" Wow! That's perceptive of you! How you know?"
The guy burst out laughing and said,
" You can't wear glasses if you don't have any ears."

nice joke

Curious

Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman."She did so, and after several minutes she heard thewatchman clomping down the stairs. The uniformed men proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door."Well," he snarled at the blonde, "what do you want?""I just wanted to know why you can't ring it yourself."

The Big Night

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.

This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

"Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, 'come on in' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.

The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.