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Old 5th June 2008, 10:47 PM   #41 (permalink)
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4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital
waiting for their wives to give birth.

Soon, a nurse came out from the delivery room and told the first daddy:
"Congratulations, you've twins!".
"Oh!..... maybe it's just a coincidence" said the daddy,
"as I'm working at the Petronas Twin Towers".

Then another nurse came out of the room and told the second daddy:
"Congratulations, you've triplets!"
"Wooow!, this is a coincidence,too" said the second daddy.
"I am working for 3M Corporation".

A while later, another nurse appeared and told the third daddy:
"Congratulations! your wife got quadruplets"
"Thanks God. Perhaps this is also a coincidence".
"I work at Four Seasons Hotel!".

Meanwhile, the fourth daddy-to-be was becoming very worried.
All the 3 daddies asked him: "Why do you look so worried?".
He answered, "...uhmmm.... I'm working at Seven-Eleven!"
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Old 5th June 2008, 10:50 PM   #42 (permalink)
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A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach.

Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.

All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother.

"I was taking pee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter.

About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom,I was taking pee and this bullet came out."

Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago.

A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the
mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out."

"No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."
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Bro Porpor, that all ?
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