Just for laugh

Copy from somewhere.



Lee Bai's Poem

(Chinese Version)
Chuang qian ming yue guang
Yi shi di shang shuang
Ju tou wang ming yue
Di tou shi gu xiang

(English Version)
The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
Like white frost spreading on the ground
I look up the bright round moon in the sky
And lower my head thinking of my dear hometown

(Singlish (Phua Chu Kang) Version)
Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
Think Is Floor White White
Lift Head See Moon Moon
Bow Head Miss Home Home

(Ah-Beng Version)
Bedfront Orr Pi Sai (pick nose)
Think Think Go Pang Sai
Pick Up Tai Gor Tai (handphone)
BS While Lau Sai

(Latest Reservist Army Version)
Bedfront Lau Bark Sai (tears drop)
Thinking About Exercise (reservist mobilization)
Drop Dead Look Into The Sky (run until no breathe)
Tong Kor Sia Lang Zai? (my heartache nobody knows)

(Osama version)
No friend at my side
Think think Bush will fight
Lift head but where to hide?
This time don't know when will die?

(Bush version)
Can't sleep since that night
Think think where he hide?
Bomb bomb friends say I pai
No choice ask them go fly kite

Man U, Villa play tonight
I take Man U win by five

First half Man U kana sai
Attack attack but all offside

Half time Fergie change his mind
Take out first choice Nisterooy

In goes Forlan he decides
Forlan ah Forlan koka buay sai

Full time result not very nice (0-0)
Goodbye my money goodbye

Switch off TV say goodnight
Say to myself, "Fergie f*** your backside."

Eat ball I thought will be fine
But 1st half Ah Roy make 2 strikes
I know then it's not gonna to be my nite

2nd half hope Villa will come out to fight
But strikers keep balloon ball to the sky
Their finishing really kan na sai

Ah Roy signal say he want to go buay sai
In come the blonde that fergie sign
Blonde took his chance to play with 2 wonder strikes

Lose $$ didn't sleep well last nite
Wake up morning write this sai
Hope all bro's win tonite